seekingthemuseofmyinspiration:
It’s quiet, tonight.
Who agreed to be strangled for fun anyway? O_o
“We can always say, more truly than thou, that we are at home everywhere because we st up our wigwams with ease wherever we go,” explained a 17th century Algonquian to a Frenchman who suggested that he exchange his bark lodge for a European style dwelling.
Um.
“The earliest Indian Dzogchen master, Garab Dorje, who lived two centuries before Jesus Christ, wrote about Dzogchen, saying, ‘Don’t follow past thoughts, don’t anticipate the future and don’t follow illusory thoughts that arise in the present; but turning within, observe your own true nature and maintain awareness of your natrual mind, just as it is, beyond the conceptual limitations of past, present, and future.’ “
wow
“Right,” I said firmly.
“That’s my girl.”“To find the mass of 50 jelly beans, we weighed several samples of beans.”
well i mean i like jelly beans but ummmmm..
Then he saw my expression, and his smile melted.
WOAH
Cytotechnologists prepare and screen tissue (cell) slides to detect abnormalities.
…does this mean I’m gonna get an std?
(Source: meme-meme, via bespectacledpenumbra)
“Itching sensations are distinct from ticklishness, which at least some people find pleasurable.” O_O
“So well intended, and yet so insulting.” Mockingjay. Awsome…
“we slog back in the train in silence” oh haay (;
“It’s got nothing to do with sex at all.” WELL I’M GLAD WE CLEARED THAT UP
“The family hero returned to us with a flourish of trumpets.”
“Peeta’s a baker’s son.” well looks like I’m going to hook up with an incredibly hot baker.
Im not to tough.The Catcher in the Rye. Oh dear lord
“Peeta was a bakers son”
“We now have 22 pies of pizza.” DA FUCK?
“FREE Three piece lamp set. Only $59.99!” I am destined to be with a lamp. FOREVER ALONE );
“Scampering away, they found even more rooms in which to amuse themselves.” I’M DYING LOL.
“The timing for Olympic events has become more precise over the years.” (Introduction to Physical Science)
“He must be getting both from the Good Power.” lmao
“This caused everyone, including Ruple to smile.” phew… that was a gamble picking up Ruple And Evelyn….
”Before disembarking, the Pilgrim leaders drew up and signed the brief Mayflower Compact.”- The American Pageant (APUSH...
“He instructed the one in the lead: `When my brother Esau meets you and asks, `To whom do you belong, and where are you...
‘She kissed his ass and his penis’ OMG WHAT IS THIS FOR BOOK (Lisa’s adem)
“It was at this time that he first came to me” ….. Ummmm, Okay?
“Measurement of the atmospheric pressure using a mercury barometer” SEEMS LEGIT.
“The room was very familiar to Ezio.” YUP SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT
“Your shutters are goldenrod, not yellow,” he replied. DA FUQ? (Bad Girls Don’t Die)
“So well intended, and yet so insulting,” Gale whispers in my ear. oh hoh oh
“We’ve all been through a lot of weird stuff.” OMFG CRYING! (The Lost Hero)
But if you’ve ever written a cheque you knew would bounce (or written one that bounced unexpectedly), you know that a...
totally used page 46 by accident omg here lets try again “My mother was golden and beautiful…” o m g
“Doing One’s Job: The Caste System” - my world religion textbook o_O
“Then I saw Johnny.”
My mother taught Prim and me to eat properly, so yes, I can handle a fork and knife. -The Hunger Games. Well, oh dear…
“And you were asleep in the lot? Ponyboy, what on earth is the matter with you? Can’t you use your head? You haven’t...
oh my fucking god. “After a strange two-hour shuttle-van ride home from the St. Louis Airport on August 23, 1995, Donna...
I wish it did: “nine stages of different exercises will vary in length and complexity.”
bipolar-zombie: “The more you know, the more you are required to know and practice in your day to day living.” … …...
“Kneeling on the ground, tying up a sheaf of the honey-tinted hay, she heard a strong male voice above her.’
“It was a beautiful golden harp, and when Thorin Struck it the music began all at once, so sudden and sweet that Bilbo...
“Notable achievements.”A Game Of Thrones aajajajajaja oh yeah!
Verona has no flower as fine as him.”